A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Anne Frank.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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