Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Obama-Care

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

A baby seal walks into a club...

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

Hey

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Akshaytiger World

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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