Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Yeah, totally.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

a black guy leaves prison

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Nickelback.

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

women's rights.

Penis in a box.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

Your mom

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

Chayton

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

planking.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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