- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

Knock, knock. Come in!

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

you will die someday

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

Your doorbell is broken.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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