What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Poopsack Jones

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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