What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

hi

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

What abou three times

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

cms.......?????

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

womens rights

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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