BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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maddie latino

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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