- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steve Jobs.

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

shut up

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

Knock knock Come in!

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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