Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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Adam Sandler.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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Women's sports.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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knock knock your gay

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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