what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Woman's Rights.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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ballsack

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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