why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Google Doodles

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

Someone told me about this website.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Anti Joke

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