- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

ROSS G IS OBESE

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

An asian walks out of math class

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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