Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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