- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

Josh kissing a girl

Frown is a four letter word.

AVI IS A FAG

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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