How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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BUTTERFARTING

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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