Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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Write your own

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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A guy is playing cod

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Haha

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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