A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Mmmm, donuts

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Women's rights

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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