Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

thumb_up thumb_down

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

thumb_up thumb_down

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

thumb_up thumb_down

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

thumb_up thumb_down

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

thumb_up thumb_down

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Poop

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops