- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Jake Bowar

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