- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Knock Knock Come in

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

Hi colton

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

Penis

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

Pavel Novak

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

milly, milly, milly, cat

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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