Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Unflushed Shit...

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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