- Anti Joke

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

9/11/01 walks into a bar

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

Don't rape me!

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Time flies like a banana.