- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Icecream

baby seal walks into a bar

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

I can't think of a joke!

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Hey, Max!!

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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