What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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penis that is all

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Women's rights.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Anti Joke

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