- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

womens rights!

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

Nah

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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