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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

I am a real homosexual

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Don't rape me!

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Hey, we're both lawyers.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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