What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Fuck her

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666 im christian

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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cot!

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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lol

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Justin Bieber

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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