Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

NEVER

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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