Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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nice shorts.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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a little girl gets raped

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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