- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

why did the man die? he got shot

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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