Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Womens rights

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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George Bush.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Your life That's the joke

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WNBA

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Real jokes.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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lewis bedford

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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