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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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