- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

whats gay ? you

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

Womens Rights.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

How Long is a Chinese man.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

do you know what's so funny? yup

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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