- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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