What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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Which one is hardest?

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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GAY PEOPLE

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What's your name? You tell me.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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haha.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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