That's what he said.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Black people are clen.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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minorities

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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