i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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the guy below me is gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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Small titties.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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the your face joke

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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