What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Giving birth to the antichrist

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

planking.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Someone told me about this website.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

potato farming

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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