what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

What flys? A fly

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

Religion

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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