- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

Jokes are funny.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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