What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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No

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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It says so on your cap.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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