Yeah, totally.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Compton

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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