- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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