What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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My mom.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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austins gay lolololol

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Anti Joke

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