A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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toast points

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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GONNA

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boobs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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