What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

thumb_up thumb_down +15

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Women"s Rights

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Compton

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

women leaving the kitchen

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Video Games

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops