What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm gay.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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