A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Looks through the peephole.

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Chuck Norris died.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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