Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

A baby seal walks into a club...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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