Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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